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Here are some of the great stories from Bob and Sheri, our morning comedy show. Please feel free to use these, as well as our interesting web-sites as material for your weekly eletters to your customers. Bob mentioned that someone from Quebec hit all 7 of the Quebec lottery numbers, winning 27 million dollars. The canadian lottery closes execlty at 9 PM and the ticket was not purchased until 7 seconds later. It was worthless. Oh well. A listener tells a story of a wife and husband sitting at a kichen table after many years of union. She simply ask him, “do you love me?” After a pause, the husband says, “no”, and simply moves out. Rough. A family breaks up. Wife spent her life raising family, husband says, the thrill is gone, out the door. A year later, wife still struggling, someone mentions her ex husband is re-marrying. She asks, “to whom” You sure you want to know....your own mother!” And sure enough the mother and ex invited the first wife to the wedding as well. Women comes home early to give her husband a romantic afternoon, champagne, negligee. She hears him at the door, but with another women. Sure enough husband and date go into master bed room for their own romance. Wife, a former prison guard, gets her pistol and goes into the room. Her husband is in bed with her mother. Irate, the wife empties the clip into the mattress. Both husband and mother, naked, run out the house and down the street. Wife saw her husband only once to sign divorce paper and has never seen her mother again. Guy calls Dr Joy Browne...my sister doesn’t like me...”why” well, she won’t invite me to her wedding. I want to bring my call girl and she wont let me. “You bring your call girls to everything’ Sure, not the same one, thanksgiving dinner, Christmas....... |
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